am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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