I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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