All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
3 2 1 whiskey
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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