Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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