we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
What a dumb baby whore.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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