i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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