You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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