Can Purell be used as lube?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
