yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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