My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You ate ashes out of my bong
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Randomize
