They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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