I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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