so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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