If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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