He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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