U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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