im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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