Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question