do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My breasts were aching with rage.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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