Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.