i think i have herpe
just one?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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