Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
