Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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