I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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