Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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