The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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