I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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