I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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