Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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