You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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