i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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