ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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