So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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