I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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