Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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