A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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