Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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