What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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