it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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