yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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