i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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