I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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