Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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