ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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