So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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