I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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