i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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