And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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