How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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