You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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