Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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