If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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