i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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