exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
where does the pee come out of this thing
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
false alarm, still single
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