Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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