Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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