I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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