woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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